Brandt and I don't really get into the commercial side of Easter. If we go home for the holiday, our families always put Easter baskets together for us and we figure that's good enough. This year, since we weren't going home I thought it would be fun to surprise Brandt and put together a little somethin' somethin' for him. He loves candy (treats of any kind, really) but we rarely buy any, so I thought this would be a fun surprise. Little did I know how difficult it would be to pull off. I had to jump several hurdles to get this accomplished:
Hurdle #1: I go to work...then come home. That's my life. If I ever go anywhere else, Brandt comes too. And Brandt knows my work schedule well enough that I didn't know how I was going to go to the store without him knowing it (I couldn't lie and say I was going to get, say, hairspray, because he would beg to come along - see Hurdle #2 below). Well, Tuesday morning, I went to work, saw ONE patient at 8:00, and the rest of my morning patients canceled on me. No joke. It was ridiculous. So I was done by 9:00. But it ended up working in my favor because I was able to get to Target and buy my goodies while Brandt thought I was at work.
Hurdle #2: Brandt rarely leaves the house. It's kind of sad, really. He goes to school online and doesn't start his summer job for another couple of weeks. And he's always there waiting for me in the living room when I get home from work. So how could I get my bag of goodies into the house without him seeing? That was going to be tough. I figured I would walk in without my bag, and if by some small miracle he was upstairs, I would dash back out to the car, grab my bag, and stash it somewhere before he came gallavanting down the stairs to greet me.
No go. He was sitting on the couch working on his laptop when I got home. Crap. I shut the door, defeated. I'd have to figure out how to get my bag in the house some other time.
Hurdle #3: Brandt rarely leaves the house. AND he rarely leaves my side. Remember
the post I did for his birthday? One of the things I said I love about Brandt was this:
"He follows me around the house. Seriously. If I'm downstairs he'll come down just to be with me. If I'm upstairs on the computer, he'll bring his laptop into the same room just so he can be near me. It's funny, and only a little odd, but I think it's cute. I get sad when I think there may come a day when he doesn't do that anymore - I hope it never happens."
Well, I didn't think it was so cute anymore. How was I supposed to put his basket together with him following me around everywhere? That was going to be tricky.
Well, the stars must have aligned perfectly for me because that night, Brandt wanted to go to the gym, and I just wasn't feeling it. I told him I was tired and wanted to stay home. Usually, his response would have been to stay home and work out with his stuff I got him
last year for his birthday. But he shocked me and said he would go without me. Sweet! I'll just wait until he's gone, then go get my bag out of the car and get to work! It'll be perfect!
But wait!!! He'll want to take the car to the gym! The Blazer is a piece of hud, so of course he's going to take the Equinox. I'm going to have to get my bag out before he leaves.
So as soon as he went upstairs to change his clothes, I yelled, "I'm going to go get the mail," then made a mad dash to the car, grabbed my bag, ran to the mailbox (because he'd probably ask what mail we got), and hurried back to the house and stashed my bag under the stairs. Less than a minute later, he came downstairs, kissed me goodbye, and trotted off to the gym.
Phew! Close call. That was too stressful for me. It's no wonder I don't try to surprise him more often. Who would have thought putting together a dinky Easter basket would be so much work? I shakily sat down and put his basket together and stashed it behind the crock pot in the kitchen. And there it sat for the next five days.
Easter morning dawned and I had decided to make him hunt for his basket. I remember my mom doing this for us when we were kids, but she never hid them very hard (we had short attention spans), but I remember
Jill telling me her mom used to hide their baskets really good - I remember her saying one year she searched for over an hour for hers (poor thing), so I figured this would make it more fun. So that morning I put a bright yellow plastic egg on Brandt's alarm clock so he'd see it first thing (even doing that was stressful because he is an extremely light sleeper. Just walking over to his side of the bed woke him up, but at least he was out of it enough that he didn't realize what I was doing). So as soon as he was fully awake, he saw the egg, got excited about it, and started eating the candy inside. He thought that was it. So I said, "maybe this means the Easter bunny left you a basket somewhere." So, just like a little kid on Christmas morning, he jumped out of bed, threw his clothes on, and dashed downstairs to where he thought he would have a basket sitting on the couch (I guess that's what they did in his family - the Easter baskets were in plain site on the couch on Easter morning). He came back upstairs, disappointed. I then said, "you know, sometimes the Easter Bunny thinks he's funny and hides the baskets - maybe you should look a little harder." So his grin returned and he dashed off to search for his basket.

I figured it would take maybe a good 30 minutes of looking before he found it. I thought it would be fun. Boy, was I wrong!! There was one thing I didn't count on: Brandt has ZERO patience when it comes to food. In every other aspect of life, he is as patient as can be. Far more so than I will ever be, that's for sure. But after just FIVE MINUTES of searching, he started to get irritated. Which is funny because he wasn't even looking that hard. Short attention span I guess. He actually opened the cupboard where it was hidden TWICE without seeing it (Heaven forbid he move the crockpot and look BEHIND it). The hunt wasn't turning out quite like I had expected. After eight minutes, I could tell he was getting upset. So I started giving him hints ("You're getting colder, now warmer, WARMER!" Seriously, he's such a child sometimes :) bless his heart). After just ten minutes of semi-valiant searching, he had his basket!

Don't let that grin fool you. He was quite the stinker about the whole thing. Lesson learned: Don't kid around when you tell Brandt you got him treats, just give it to him.
He must have felt a little guilty afterwards because he did share some Reese's Pieces and Honey-Roasted Peanuts with me. What a guy. We watched "Despicable Me" that night - it was pretty funny! (the other movie is a Discovery Channel documentary on the T-Rex - seriously, he's a little boy at heart). All in all I think it was worth it. A bit stressful pulling it off, but it was fun to surprise him.
Hope you all had a Happy Easter!