I am going to tell you my experience with this year's
Mini-Cassia Turkey Trot. Brandt signed us both up for this 5K race weeks ago when the weather was still relatively mild. On Wednesday night, I started having second thoughts about running. I'm not in the greatest shape (I had gone running only twice in the preceding two weeks before the race) and when Brandt's family started mentioning sub-zero temperatures, I got a little freaked out. The night before the race I asked Brandt his honest opinion on whether he thought I should run or not, and he said no - he didn't want me to make myself sick over it. So I had decided that I would get dressed and go to the race, but just cheer Brandt on from the sidelines.
Well, Thanksgiving morning dawned bright and early. I stepped outside to check how cold it was and didn't think it was too bad. Maybe I'd end up running this thing after all. We piled in the car (me, Brandt, and brother-in-law Kyle) and headed over to Paul. The temperature gauge in our car said it was 8 degrees outside, which may sound cold, but for what I was expecting, I was optimistic. But then, the closer we got to Paul, the more that temperature declined, until, finally, pulling into West Minico Middle School 15 minutes before the race, this is what it read:
Yep, you see that number in the top right hand corner? NEGATIVE THREE FREAKING DEGREES. Oh boy, that is rediculous. But I had already set my mind that I could do this, so I girded my loins and headed inside to stretch a bit. Brandt and Kyle were just fine, no nerves whatsoever. I was shakin' in my New Balance running shoes. A few minutes before the race was to start, we headed outside and lined up with the other brave souls.
I got my iPod all set and ready to go. I had planned on making a "running" playlist, but I forgot. So instead, I set it on Michael Jackson (of course. who else would I listen to?). I picked a song in the middle of the album because I knew the next several songs in a row were some of my favorites. So I got all set and at 9:00 sharp, we were off!
Oh my gosh!! Can I just tell you how angry it makes the lungs when you try to run in NEGATIVE THREE FREAKING DEGREES? I started getting passed by throngs of people right out of the gate. But I was ok with that. As long as I could finish the dang race with dignity, I didn't really care what place I got. It was really funny watching several of the runners in front of me biff it on the icy roads. I tried not to laugh too hard, because I knew it could just as easily be me. Plus I had to concentrate on breathing that NEGATIVE THREE FREAKING DEGREE air - there was no room for laughter. Tears started gushing down my face, I'm assuming from the cold. I tried to tune out the pain by listening to MJ. I don't know exactly what happened, but instead of playing straight down the album list like I thought it was going to, it started playing all these random songs from the album, so I got quite the mesh of MJ songs which made for some good entertainment. I got to listen to a lot of songs I usually skip over. Here are some of the lyrics MJ sang to me and what I was thinking about while I was running:
Me: "Because I'm Bad! I'm Bad! Come on, I'm Bad! I'm Bad..." (this was at the very beginning of the race; my spirits were high at this point :)
Me: What about some ice melt on these roads?! What about hot chocolate at the halfway point instead of ICE water?!
Me: "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Me: "Who the Hell is Ben?!"
Me: "Amen to that MJ. Amen to that."
Me: "Am I the only one in the world who's NOT a fan of 'Thriller'?!"
At this point, I was feeling pretty good (other than "Thriller" starting to play on my iPod). My lungs were adjusting, it didn't hurt so bad to breathe. Me and MJ were in the groove (even though I was getting a weird mix of songs). I passed mile marker two - only one more mile to go!!! And then, a Terrible-No Good-Awful-Bad Thing happened.
My iPod died.
And my heart sank. No! MJ don't leave me! I can't run in this NEGATIVE THREE FREAKING DEGREES without you! And it was as if I could hear him saying, "Dani, I've gotten you through the worst of it, now you finish strong." And then, he moonwalked away and was gone.
Ok MJ, you're right. I can do this! I picked up my pace and kept chuggin' along. Everything was so quiet now without the iPod blaring. Have I been breathing this loud the whole time? I sound like a strangled goose.
This was my second year running this race, so I somewhat remembered the lay of the land and thought I was getting close. But then that last stretch of straight road went on and on and on....
And on......
Shouldn't I be there by now? Did I pass the school? Where the heck am I?
Until finally, a beacon of hope. I saw people in front of me turning right, which meant they were turning into the school lot. I was almost there! I put on a burst of speed as I came down that final stretch, and I saw the school for myself.
There I am, my cold, broken body making my way down the home stretch to the finish line. Sexy, isn't it?
I did it!! I made it!! Final time:
36:23. My hope was to do better than
last year, but considering the hellish conditions, plus not having trained very well at all, I was satisfied with my time. Brandt and Kyle high-fived me at the end and we all went inside to warm up.
Brandt took this picture of Kyle while waiting for me to come in and I had to put it on here so you can see I'm not kidding about how cold it was. Look closely at his beard. Yep, those are icicles. Kyle said that as he was exhaling he could tell the air was freezing in his beard. Awesome.
Here we are after the race with Lucky the Turkey. I wonder why his name is Lucky. Maybe because it's Thanksgiving and he's not going to be eaten? Or maybe he's Lucky because he didn't have to run that brutal race - he just cheered people on from the sideline. Lucky bird.
Kyle (~29 min.), Brandt (~32 min.), and me (~36 min.)
We're thrilled to be done.
Overall, I'm glad that I did it. Not too fun in the moment, but it's good to look at it and be able to say, "I did that. I ran a 5k in NEGATIVE THREE FREAKING DEGREES." But I couldn't have done it without MJ. He got me through the hardest part of the ordeal, and even though he left me near the end, it was for my own good I'm sure. Thank you MJ. You are missed; rest in peace, my friend.