For some time Dani has been asking me to update the blog with my musings about being a stay at home dad. Here is a rundown of a typical day for Mr. Mom. We'll make today a Friday. My...er...Jack's favorite shows come on on Friday's.
The day starts about 6:44 AM. Dani leaves a bottle
for Jack on the nightstand and goes to work while Jack and I sleep. On her way
out Dani will open the garage door. It is loud and the metal creeks like a car being squished
in a compactor. Jack and I will continue to sleep and dream about being in a junk yard with a car compactor. A
strange man threatens to squish my brother if I can't steal 50 cars by the
weekend and Nicholas Cage comes bursting onto the scene screaming he must find the
Declaration of Independence.
About 8:30ish Jack will wake up and make noises
and talk to himself in his crib. I listen to him; this is one of the fun
moments about being Mr. Mom. Soon, however, I am asleep again and dreaming
about a drunken parrot. It must be drunk. Its words are slurred and make no
audible sense, but it’s a happy parrot. Jack is still contently awake and
babbling to himself. About 9:00 I wake up and take Jack downstairs for
breakfast. About 9:01 I go back upstairs to get the bottle I left on the
nightstand. The rest of the day goes as follows:
We eat breakfast. Jack first of course. He always gets to eat first. It just spoils the fun of feeling like a pirate while eating Marshmallow Mateys when your own little matey is upset. Jack proudly uses the big-boy bottles these days:
We may tie some flies for fishing. This is how Jack reacts. Seriously, I looked over one day and this is what I saw. Fear not, he will grow to like it. I promise:

We watch a few of our favorite shows including: "Dinosaur
Train." This show is like crack for little boys (and big ones)...dinosaurs
AND trains. That's right, BOTH, don't think about it too much or your head
might explode. Just know that Dr. Scott, the paleontologist, is a genius. "Tracks Ahead" is another good one and Jack sits on dad's lap
while bonding over a glorious half hour of uninterrupted commercial-free
railroading Utopia. From Z-scale to full size, this show is all about trains:
Jack will spit up. He has a problem with that. I guess his mom was the same way. So we blame her when she's not around. This was a particularly bad time. He was rolling around the floor..and...well...have a look:
We may go for a walk. This is particularly fun for Jack and I. We both have a yearning need to get out on a regular basis. Being born in October, Jack hasn't had much time outside and walks were usually confined to the mall but we are enjoying the nicer weather. He lights up when it is time for a walk. As do the elderly ladies we pass by making their rounds in the mall. (I let Jack think it is because of him):
We may take a bath. Jack likes his baths. There was a time that we would bathe at the same time. However, after Jack decided to have a doosie in the twosie one day while dad was in the tub with him, (and I mean DOOSIE, enough to instantly turn the water yellow-brown, if there had been fish in this tub they would have been floating belly up) that has changed. He has been "promoted" to the kitchen sink these days:
And last of all we may watch the occasional episode of "Nature" and learn all about the creatures of the world. I really think this show should be found on Comedy Central more often than on PBS. Below is a clip Dani and I found quite humorous. Enjoy:
There are so many proper and, more likely, less than proper jokes that could be made about this video. But, I will leave those to your own creative minds. This blog is G-rated. Unless, of course, Dani is posting. She can get risque :{
And...if free time allows, Jack and I will create videos such as the one below. Jack thought the first clip needed a little pep. Observe:
I guess the group LMFAO's secret is out. Unlike bands of old, inspiration these days comes from the "Nature" show and not from drugs.
Although I am looking forward to starting work again. I must admit, I will miss spending so much time with Jackers. He is the greatest joy in our lives. Being a dad (and Mr. mom)...I wouldn't have it any other way.